So the most relaxed, smooth attractor of all women.
Walking along the waterfront in Portland with Kels and Bubba I observed the trickiest way to pick up women.
A man was walking his bulldog along the waterfront restaurants in the late afternoon with his headphones. The dog was so very cute and so well trained.
Bubba and I walked into a store to purchase an ice cream cone and upon our exit I see this same bulldog resting on top of the picnic table and his owner was no where to be seen.
We sat down on a picnic table across from him where I observed many people stop and oo ogle over this adorable dog. Soon I noticed his owner standing across the way watching everyone who stopped to look at his dog. He would observe carefully and if it was a cute lady he would approach and begin a conversation with the ladies. UGH….. Poor dog.